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You are looking down through the skylight as chefs prepare dinner for your ex-fiancé’s wedding

Did she choose this venue on purpose? I wouldn’t put it past her. I wouldn’t put much past her. But she had to know the management wouldn’t allow me to work this party. Had to guess I’d be sitting up here watching Colin and Campbell fill in for me.

Wait…

Why is Campbell winking at me?! What is he putting in that petite four? I should tell someone!

But…

But this addition is surely mostly harmless. Hallucinogenic at worst. Though, admittedly, laxative at best. Whatever it is, the result will be a memorable wedding.

I give him a casual thumbs up as I turn to leave.

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